| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6944 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 769 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2505 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 1239 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8274 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8029 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5514 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4103 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.
and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.
so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5689 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.
So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8744 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?
Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.
Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9693 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 4902 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?
We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2348 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3802 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4958 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6037 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3474 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3713 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1725 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6158 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6817 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Server Overview |
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| We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently. |
| Main Guidelines |
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| Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. |
| Community |
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| Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you. |
| Gameplay |
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| This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways. |
| Specs & Plugins |
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| Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks. |
No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.
No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.
Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.
Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.
Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.
We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5096 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4182 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7549 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 | Crops Grown: | 6259 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4942 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3091 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
