| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3393 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 5321 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 145 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 1325 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
