It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
New Chunks Explored: 939988 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Enchantments Applied: 217 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
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  • LoveSMP – what is love?

    LoveSMP – what is love?
    Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

    But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

    MineCraftHeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

    Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

    So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

    On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

    We are waiting for you!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5025 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2248 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

    Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

    Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

    So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

    Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

    We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

    HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

    Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

    Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

    So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

    CuteCraft or HotNotCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

    Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

    So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Gods Slained: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

    PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP
    Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockParty101

    BlockParty101
    Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

    Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

    Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft IQ Booze Club

    Minecraft IQ Booze Club
    so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BashyBashy

    BashyBashy

    Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

    Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

    We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

    Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

    Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Mines Excavated: 4962
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sugar Life Minecraft Server

    Sugar Life Minecraft Server
    Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

    Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

    But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

    So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

    TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

    ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

    Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

    So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 195 Ores Mined: 7097

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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