so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Runes Activated: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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