so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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