so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Star Shards Collected: 230

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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