so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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