so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Farms Harvested: 415
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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