so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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