so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Star Shards Collected: 175
Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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