so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur own defenses to protect ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, on our server, u gotta be ready for anything cuz we got hezbollah coming for u! but dont worry, we got our own iron dome to protect u from their attacks. but, like, we heard that it might not be enough, so u gotta join our server and help us beef up our defenses! plus, we got llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time. come join us and show hezbollah who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 204

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dimension Hops: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 262
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8532
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Potions Brewed: 107 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Enchantments Applied: 207
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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