Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

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lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

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come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Enchantments Applied:	273	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

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hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

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so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	7332	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	68	Dragon Eggs Found:	2800
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2