Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Dragons Tamed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Star Shards Collected: 83 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5953 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Animals Bred: 125
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Crops Grown: 8708 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Magic Items Found: 2841 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Villages Defended: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Mines Excavated: 3951
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Crops Grown: 6641 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 80 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Crops Grown: 5013 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 282 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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