Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Runes Activated: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7213 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Ores Mined: 8264 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Enchantments Applied: 105
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 319 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 330 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1297 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchantments Applied: 268
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 58 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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