Classic minecraft server with private, without clans, mods, RP and other frills. Just a cozy server for a fun game.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 111 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 288 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 358 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 105 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!
So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8873 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1431 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5361 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Come witness the epic showdowns and crazy alliances unfold as the Yahoodi Freemasons in Iran play both sides to save their own skin. And don’t forget about the wild conspiracy theories – like how every time a military hero like Qasem Soleimani is taken out, it’s all part of a master plan to protect Israel and throw a lifeline to Bibi.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos, drama, and absurdity of our Minecraft world wars! Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons to join you’ll encounter next.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4431 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can unleash your inner anime hero. Whether you want to master the art of sword fighting like a samurai or harness the power of elemental magic like a wizard, this server has it all. Take on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and save the day in true anime fashion.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest anime fantasies. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden power within yourself and become the ultimate anime hero!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Explore our custom-built world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Join our community of players who have all been banned from other servers for reasons ranging from building giant statues of themselves to accidentally setting the entire world on fire. Embrace your inner chaos and let your creativity run wild!
So why waste your time digging through garbage when you can join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 296 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
