I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocktopia Daily Grind

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCaptivePutin

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lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Join us for our September community update, where we discuss the importance of wearing diamond armor at all times to protect yourself from sneaky creepers. And don’t miss our first developer Q&A, where we reveal the secret recipe for crafting a potion that turns you into a dancing llama.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ExBlocker911

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BugLover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BedroomBanishmentCraft

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Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	467	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3