Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Caved-IN: Where we dig ourselves deeper into trouble! Skills, challenge, and chaos await!

    Caved-IN: Where we dig ourselves deeper into trouble! Skills, challenge, and chaos await!
    Main Focus Bringing challenge to regular survival gameplay
    Features
    1. Underground gameplay
    2. Item based teleportation
    3. Item based protection system
    4. Collection “minigame”
    5. More weapons, shields and armor
    6. Skills
    7. Quality of Life modifications
    Player Focus Server is player focused and open to feedback and suggestions
    Join Us Java Edition: play.majakas.ee Discord: https://discord.gg/bdM6yQZJ

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I teleport in the server? To teleport to home, spawn or death location, you need to craft scrolls.
    How can I protect my base? You can claim your base through the GUI by finding or crafting a bell and shift + right clicking it.
    What is the collection “minigame”? The goal is to gather every collectible item in the game (1197 in total). You can check remaining items by interacting with Hans at spawn.
    Are there additional weapons and armor? Yes, you can craft copper or emerald armor, make shields, daggers, battle-axes, spears, and more.
    Are there any quality of life modifications? Yes, there are various modifications such as sitting on slabs/stairs, custom nether portal sizes, invisible item frames, and more.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Meme Magic Minecraft Server

    Meme Magic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4348

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

    Wren Friends Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

    But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • AuntieCraft – No Regrets

    AuntieCraft – No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

    On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

    So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocktopia Daily Grind

    Blocktopia Daily Grind
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

    2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

    4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCaptivePutin

    CraftyCaptivePutin
    lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

    Galactic Troops Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

    Join us for our September community update, where we discuss the importance of wearing diamond armor at all times to protect yourself from sneaky creepers. And don’t miss our first developer Q&A, where we reveal the secret recipe for crafting a potion that turns you into a dancing llama.

    Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

    Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

    The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ExBlocker911

    ExBlocker911
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

    But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

    And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Potions Brewed: 134

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BugLover Minecraft SMP

    BugLover Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

    So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineCraftyCompliments

    MineCraftyCompliments
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Placenta Pub Crawl Server

    Placenta Pub Crawl Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

    if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

    so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has gained notable success in the hip-hop industry, signing artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. MMG is known for their signature sound, luxurious brand image, and collaborations with other prominent artists in the music industry. With several hit albums and successful singles under their belt, MMG continues to be a prominent force in the world of hip-hop.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Players Killed by Monsters: 2700
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

    Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!
    Server Information
    Server Name: Vortex Skies
    Server IP: vortexskies.serverminer.com
    Modpack: SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
    Discord: Join our Discord

    Overview

    Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

    What We Offer:

    • 🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
    • 🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
    • ✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
    • 🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

    How to Join:

    1. Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
    2. Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
    3. Join the fun and start your adventure!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

    A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

    Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

    A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

    Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

    A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

    Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

    A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

    Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

    A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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