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Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Zombie Dances:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Buildings Constructed:	45
Alien Abductions:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1314
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Towns Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	1822
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

Behavior, cognitive bias, confirmation bias, digital communication, fake news, influence, influence tactics, information sharing, Manipulation, media literacy, Misinformation, motivation, online behavior, Paradise, PIXEL, Players, power, Propaganda, Psychology, sharing, social influence, social media, social-networking

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!

🌌LAME TIME🌌 ..-. Anarchy for you🌌 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 12365598, 20, 269493, 965637002335004942128421, Anarchy, Auto-mine, banner, best, Cases, Cities, GIF, LAME TIME, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, tags, Version

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	3642
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	684
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

: The best anarchy server for version 1.16.5

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The Sanctuary

admin abuse, American, bedrock, Builder, Griefing, Homophobia, Ideology, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Nations, PvP, racism, redstoner, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Spawn Killing, time zones, toxic culture, Villain, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Overview of Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Culture	Safe and toxic-free community
Nations	Form or join your own nation
Players	Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome
Time Zone	Mainly EST, open to all time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server?

To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.

2. Are there any specific rules or restrictions for becoming a villain in the server?

If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.

3. Do I have to join or form a nation in Springs Sanctuary?

It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.

4. What types of players are welcome in Springs Sanctuary?

All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Analysis, charts, Country, data, Geographic, graphs, INFORMATION, Insights, location, long tail, Map, Mapping, Minecraft, real, Relevancy, Server, statistics, tags, Territory, trends, Visualization

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	93	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Players:	90/100	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Potions Brewed:	118
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1