I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7119
Divine Spears Created:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	187	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

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join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

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Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7962	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Thug Life Minecraft Server

Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation

Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Animals Bred:	196	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BridalBlunderCraft

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Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	6258
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCashlessCrafts

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive hobbies? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and indulge in the most budget-friendly hobby of all time – virtual block building!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Rumor has it that the leader of the server, let’s call him Sinwar, is like, hiding in a secret tunnel in Gaza with hostages around him. Like, what even?! You gotta come join the server and help rescue the hostages and defeat Sinwar in an epic battle. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to mine. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save those hostages and take down Sinwar together! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎮🔥

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	2878	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	159
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3