Hustle SMP: Where we hustle for diamonds and snicker at vanilla noobs!

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Hustle SMP

Welcome to Hustle SMP

Server Overview

Server Version	Paper 1.20.4
Server Location	Europe
Plugins	Simple Voice Chat EssentialsX CoreProtect
Datapacks	Dynmap -AFK-Display Anti-Endermen-Grief Double-Shulker-Shells Fast-Leaf-Decay Multiplayer-Sleep Player-Head-Drops

Join Hustle SMP

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/RbbBq2TA

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: First join our Discord server using the link provided. Then go through a short application process to become a member.

Q: Can I create my own factions on the server?

A: Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions or join existing ones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: You can choose your own lifestyle by being either pacifist or pro-war. Let your imagination and creativity run wild!

Q: Who manages the server?

A: The server is run and managed by experienced admins.

Q: What kind of community does the server have?

A: We rely on a mature community to provide a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

Accomplished, Adventure, Bestest President, billionaires, charismatic, Courageous, Crafty, Dedicated, Hero, influential, Inspirational, Land, leader, motivated, Multi-Billionare, Powerful, respected, Role Model, Successful BusinessMan, The Chosen One, Visionary, Wealthy, Young Christian Warrior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

Cheese, Combo, cravings, drive thru, DriveThru, extra dip, fast food, Hungry, indulgence, Large, large soda, Meal, meal deal, menu, minecrafty, number, number forty-five, number nine, number seven, number six, Ordering, Server, Soda, takeout

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

authoritarianism, Crafty, dictator, disapproval, discrimination, equality, feminism, Hate Speech, History, hitler, intolerance, Misogyny, nazi, Nazis, Oppression, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, sexism, social justice, White, white women, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Shells: The Sequel

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, blocky, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, novel element, plot spoilers, Previous thread, Recommendations, Sequel, Shells, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

#youtube, Adventures, Babes, blocky, DATING, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, incel, Loneliness, mental health, Online Community, online forum, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Social Issues, societal pressures, Stereotypes, support group, the life of a femcel, Video, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7687	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wow

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	3142

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

(Audio), Fap, Fapping, fapping audio, orgasm, OrgasmCraft, Play, post, REIGNS, SUPREME, Vocaroo

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6195	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4852	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

Based, belonging, comfort, comfy, ComfyCraft, CONTENT, Country, Cozy, Familiar, home, HOMELAND, Identity, national pride, native land, patriotism, Peaceful, Roots, Secure, Serene, Settled, Tranquil

Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8984
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

Battles, biome map, Existing, fanbase, friendship, general, Glory, Interactive map, introductory document, monster hunting, nation, Nations, not die, Oshi, Projects, Rivalry, rule, VITI archive, VTubeCraft, Vtuber, Vtubers, world, Worldbuilding

Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	118487
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Combat Crew

adult responsibilities, balancing issues, changes, Combat, combo routes, Commitment, Competitive Gaming, constant updates, Crafty, CREW, Expansions, fighting games, Frames, game updates, Gaming Community, Knockback, match-ups, motivation, Old Days, patch notes, patches, strategies, Time management

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	7333	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.