HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2259	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9201	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ores Mined:	935	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	5587
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Votes:	9952
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	213714	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

AREA, Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Houthi, hypersonic missile, international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, missile attack, Missiles, News, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Emeralds Found:	9562	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	204
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!

Countries, Environments, EqualCraft, Exhibit, Fun, gender equality, gender-equal, higher scores, Levels, lower scores, Machiavellianism, manipulative, navigate, personality traits, Potentially, REFLECT, reliance, resource-scarce, restrictive environments, strategies, Traits, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Farms Harvested:	306
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

come join our minecraft server where women rule the land and show off their epic manipulative skills! in this gender-equal world, women are the true bosses and use their machiavellianism to dominate the game. forget about boring old gender roles, here women are the ones in charge and they will stop at nothing to conquer the land. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of scheming!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3