HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Realm 1.20

Anime, Anime Community, anime fans, anticipation, binge watching, classic, comedy, COUR, fanbase, Final episode, gender bending, long-running series, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, mystic, Ranma 1/2, Realm, release date, romance, Rumiko Takahashi, Sequel, waiting for next season

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Items Found:	2127	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the final episode of your favorite show but on crack! Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and then fighting off a horde of zombie pigs the next. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Plus, who needs to wait for the next cour when you can just jump into this server and have a blast right now? Trust me, you won’t regret it! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Asia, Cherry Blossoms, culture, experiences, fashion, favorite destination, garden, hot springs, Japan, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Oasis, shopping, sushi, Temples, tourism, Traditional, travel, Unique, vacation, white women, zen

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Japan but for white women! Imagine building your own sushi restaurant while surrounded by kawaii pandas and samurais. Plus, the creepers here wear kimonos and the Ender Dragon is actually a geisha. It’s like a weeaboo’s dream come true, but with more blocks and less body pillows. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this crazy server!

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise merch, Clear folder, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, Isles, Jet tag, JewelRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of my life Remix, mystic, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, shills, shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks, WatchRyS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	9573	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	176	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1703
Zombie Dances:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	951
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7498	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	278	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7034	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crops Grown:	8939	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

(Audio), 11, 11th volume, audio control, audio levels, Echoes, Elysium, high volume, Levels, long tail, loud, loud control, loud music, Minecraft, Music, music control, music volume, Server, Sound, sound control, sound levels, volume control, Volumes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	2118	Zombie Dances:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	481
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

Players:	96/500	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2