Hopeless Survial | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ores Mined:	2060	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Votes:	4872
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	152
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Emeralds Found:	8620
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3271
Divine Spears Created:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9602	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3438
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	4026

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Players:	107/500	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5