so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Gods Slained: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Buildings Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
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