so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Buildings Constructed: 40
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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