Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dimension Hops: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Chimeras Created: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1959 Divine Spears Created: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1425

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Emeralds Found: 2668 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 311
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 49

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Crops Grown: 2619 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Emeralds Found: 4816 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 144 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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