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ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mines Excavated:	2232
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	773	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FreebieCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	92866
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8