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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 20
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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