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| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France, known for its world-renowned wine industry and picturesque riverside architecture. It is the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region and is home to over 250,000 residents. Bordeaux is a UNESCO World Heritage site, recognized for its historical significance and cultural richness. The city is a popular tourist destination, attracting visitors with its vibrant food and wine scene, historic landmarks, and charming streets. Bordeaux is also a hub for research and education, with several universities and institutions located within its borders.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 740 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more. |
| The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds. |
| Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences. |
To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.
Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 133 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 142 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 379 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 9439 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 7989 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 113 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!
Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6640 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7018 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 498 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.
Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
