Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Falling into the Void: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 71
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Animals Bred: 117
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7120 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 495189 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Star Shards Collected: 144
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2243 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 23 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 300 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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