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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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