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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
Star Shards Collected: 279 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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