Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

With our server, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and explore endless lands filled with hidden treasures. And hey, if you happen to run into a player who thinks Hitler did the right thing, just block them and move on – no need to pack your virtual bags and leave!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s guaranteed to make you forget about real-life troubles. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of this wild story – minus the real-life consequences, of course.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DadGraveNoGoLOL

    DadGraveNoGoLOL
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Clown Based Minecraft Server

    Clown Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Star Shards Collected: 252
    Farms Harvested: 356 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

    We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

    So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Dimension Hops: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • JobBlock Minecraft Server

    JobBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 197 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

    DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

    imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

    as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

    so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarfare

    CraftyUkrainianWarfare
    LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

    Blocky Problems Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Crops Grown: 9648 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBae Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 370 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Towns Built: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece
    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 76 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hatewatchers United

    Hatewatchers United
    Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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