Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

With our server, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and explore endless lands filled with hidden treasures. And hey, if you happen to run into a player who thinks Hitler did the right thing, just block them and move on – no need to pack your virtual bags and leave!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s guaranteed to make you forget about real-life troubles. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of this wild story – minus the real-life consequences, of course.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 2142 Dragon Eggs Found: 2988
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Gods Slained: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magic Items Found: 2407
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2050 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 630 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 444977 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Emeralds Found: 6024 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dimension Hops: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Animals Bred: 138

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Towns Built: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Animals Bred: 59 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Alien Abductions: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Star Shards Collected: 74
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8043 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 42

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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