Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

    EmoVibe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 354
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HamasHavocCraft

    HamasHavocCraft
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

    oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

    PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc
    lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4594
    Alien Abductions: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Zombie Dances: 3 Magic Items Found: 6615

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

    Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Release Date 2nd August
    Server Location North America
    Discord Link Join Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the focus of the server?

    The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are some features of the server?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various events
    • 350 server members and 550 in total
    • Pokemon channel available

    Are there mini seasons on the server?

    Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

    Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

    Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

    Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

    You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Animals Bred: 142 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 355 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Crops Grown: 7835
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 8816
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CreepCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

    Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftySisNoTalk

    CraftySisNoTalk
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

    Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

    With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 480
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

    Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3300
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

    VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Chimeras Created: 3
    Potions Brewed: 166 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magic Items Found: 2684
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

    DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!
    Minecraft Server
    Server Name DigNation SMP
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Host Location Australia
    Season 2nd season
    Modpack Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
    Age Requirement 16+
    Application Link Apply here

    FAQ

    1. What is DigNation SMP?

    DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

    2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

    We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

    3. What is the server’s terrain like?

    We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

    4. Are new players welcome on the server?

    Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

    5. What are the server requirements?

    Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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