Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Dragons Tamed: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4234 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

    Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

    VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

    DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!
    Minecraft Server
    Server Name DigNation SMP
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Host Location Australia
    Season 2nd season
    Modpack Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
    Age Requirement 16+
    Application Link Apply here

    FAQ

    1. What is DigNation SMP?

    DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

    2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

    We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

    3. What is the server’s terrain like?

    We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

    4. Are new players welcome on the server?

    Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

    5. What are the server requirements?

    Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Ores Mined: 5414
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 339 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

    Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

    Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 94 Star Shards Collected: 50
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Dimension Hops: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Crops Grown: 7220 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Farms Harvested: 706 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Towns Built: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 152
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Endless Night Skies: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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