Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where trading is taken to a whole new level! Our players are so generous, they’ll trade you 6 diamonds for just 1 iron ingot! Plus, our virtual economy is so wild, you might just score a free enchanted sword for giving someone a stack of dirt. It’s a crazy world out there, so come join the fun and see what kind of insane deals you can make!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

    PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

    We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

    And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

    Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

    But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server
    Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

    CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

    Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Dragon Eggs Found: 750

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

    BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

    Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

    But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

    Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

    FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

    But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9914 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

    Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

    Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

    Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

    Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyBunnyLand

    CraftyBunnyLand
    Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

    Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7264

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

    VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

    Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

    But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Magic Items Found: 5385

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Potions Brewed: 104
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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