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CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	120	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1216	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

NoBoysAllowedMC

anniversary, Boyfriend, Church, Communication, date, Disrespecting, Effort, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, NoBoysAllowedMC, parents, refusing, rejection, reschedule, self worth, showing up, stood up, Tears, ungrateful, Waiting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	546
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

Lash Wave Experiments

biological effects, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic radiation, experiments, exposure, eye anatomy, eye health, eye protection, eye safety, Eyelashes, eyelids, frequencies, health effects, human eye, lash, millimeter wave, millimeter wave technology, radiation, radiation absorption, radiation exposure, SIMULATIONS, Temperature Changes, WAVE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Star Shards Collected:	221	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

The Perch

Community, Custom Features, Discord, great community, Ip:, listening to community, Map, MCMMO, refreshing features, Semi Vanilla, Survival, transparency

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

We hope to see you join our great community soon!

mso.the-perch.net

Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

1.20.1, coding, crafted, Creative, CSS, design, digital presence, evanescent ink, freelance, html, internet presence, JavaScript, long tail tags, online identity, online portfolio, personal website, Portfolio, responsive design, web design, web developer, web development, Website, website creation, worlds

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

PierceCraft Minecraft Server

Aftercare, aita, body autonomy, child care, Communication, compromise, Decision making, ear piercings, Gender norms, INFECTIONS, Minecraft, Motherhood, overbearing, parenting, personal choice, PierceCraft, Piercing, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tattoos

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Potions Brewed:	145	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

WeddingBailCraft

AITAH, backing out, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, friend’s wedding, friendship, gossip, hurt, Invasive, overreacted, PAINFUL, party gossip, personal business, privacy, rash decision, second guessing, Trust, vulnerable, WeddingBailCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!

NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Communication, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, emotional trauma, emotions, harsh words, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, love, love quotes, Minecraft, NoLuv4U, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, Sad quotes, smp, unrequited love, worst response

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1162
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.

NostalgicCraft

80s games, 90s games, arcade games, beloved classics, childhood memories, classic video games, dos games, fond memories, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming nostalgia, long tail tags, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old computer games, pixelated graphics, Reminiscing, retro gaming, retro gaming community, throwback gaming, vintage gaming

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Remember those days when you were a young whippersnapper, playing on your ancient computer with dial-up internet? Well, if you want to relive those glory days, then you need to join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re back in the ’90s, and our community is full of old-school gamers who love to reminisce about the good old days.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of vintage computer games hidden in their lair. If you can defeat the dragon and loot their treasure, you’ll be able to play all your favorite classics like Oregon Trail and Minesweeper right in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden floppy disk of power, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play Pong against Notch himself. Trust us, this server is a blast from the past that you won’t want to miss!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0