yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5626
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Magic Items Found: 1997

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers