yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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