yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Crops Grown: 3515
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Potions Brewed: 27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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