yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
Dragon Eggs Found: 9012 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 5131

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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