HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	596
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3513	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2362	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Animals Bred:	137	Farms Harvested:	642
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ores Mined:	8510
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	51	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).