Server with mods. To play with friends
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 5727 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?
And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.
oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6122 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4296 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2816 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5947 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 870 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7952 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
