HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!

Picture this: you’re in Hell, but instead of eternal damnation, you’re helping demons rehabilitate and find their way to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of The Good Place, but with more explosions and lava pits.

Join Blitzo and his crew as they run an assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so full of quirky characters and hilarious mishaps? It’s like The Office, but with demons and more chaos.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We’ve got demons, angels, and everything in between. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with Lucifer himself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

Alliance, biden, Bidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, envoy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invitation, invite, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, negotiations, Political, SECURITY, summit, Ukraine, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, beautiful buildings, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, Competitions, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Friends system, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lots of cosmetics, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3160	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Oblivious to the Minigames

Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Oblivious, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

ADD, Chat, Communication, Connect, digital communication, Disc, Discord, Friends, Gaming, Join, Join the conversation, Make Friends, messaging app, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, online platform, Server, share interests, social media, social networking site, stay connected, stay in touch, virtual friendship, virtual hangout

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

asian, Asian wives, blacked, BWC memes, common, Cultural differences, fetishization, fleeting pleasure, hollow happiness, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, low hanging fruit, Men, Minecraft, porn addicts, racial preferences, smp, Stereotypes, temporary happiness, toxic masculinity, unfulfilling, White, white men, White Supremacy, Wives, WMAF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CreeperChristmasTripNope

adoption, christmas, CreeperChristmasTripNope, Doting, emotional boundaries, family celebration, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family obligations., family trip, first child, holiday scheduling, Manager, nursery setup, pregnancy announcement, pregnant cousin, Resentment, Schedule, skipping family events

Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9206
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NerdAlertMC SMP

Anime, Board Games, comic books, computer programming, conventions, COSPLAY, dungeons and dragons, Fandom, geek, geeky, Larping, Manga, Nerd, NerdAlertMC, nerdy, Roleplay, science fiction, smp, Star trek, Star Wars, trivia night, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyLifeQuest

aspirations, career path, Clarity, CraftyLifeQuest, Decision making, determination, Direction, dreams, Exploration, fulfillment, goals, inspiration, Journey, life choices, life purpose, motivation, Passion, personal growth, Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyXi_USbffs

China and US partnership, China-US Relations, Chinese President, cooperation, CraftyXi_USbffs, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Partnership, US-China relations, Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping administration, Xi Jinping and US, Xi Jinping diplomacy, Xi Jinping foreign relations, Xi Jinping leadership, Xi Jinping quotes, Xi Jinping speech

so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

adult players, BATTLING, building, Chill, competitive, crafting stations, Custom Gear, Fun, interactive board, Leveling, Minecraft, Mob Arenas, Mounts, MurkCraft, Mythical, neighbors, Pets, rpg classes, Skills, smp, Sport, tutorials, Unique Economy, Vanilla Survival, Vendors

MurkCraft Minecraft Server

IP	play.murkpvp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

✨ What We Offer:

🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server adult-only?	Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
Are there opportunities to become staff?	Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
How can I earn currency on the server?	You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
Can I bring my own pets and mounts?	Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Beautiful landscapes, Crafty, culture, Diversity, experiences, Food, heritage, Insights, Kuala Lumpur, Langkawi, local cuisine, Malaysia, Malaysian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Penang, Perspectives, reflections, Server, Southeast Asia, tourism, travel, tropical paradise

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Development, Dig, dont, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, Straight.., success, Tips, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	703
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.