| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9224 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8617 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Votes: | 3374 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5005 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2273 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8809 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8472 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 | Magic Items Found: | 4064 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1612 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6103 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.
A World on the Cusp of Change
In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.
We’re Seeking:
| Roleplayers | Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative |
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| Builders | Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts |
What Makes Ontos Unique:
18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)
Experience with roleplay fundamentals
Commitment to regular participation
Respect for fellow players and server lore
Working microphone for voice events
Provide a portfolio of previous work
Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles
Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines
Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6253 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3428 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3359 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3152 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8677 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8737 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.
and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4481 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Enchantments Applied: | 58 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8348 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4375 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 154 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.
Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?
Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 671 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3029 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.
Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3314 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2679 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5501 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.
and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.
so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9519 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Server Overview |
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| Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome. |
| Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so. |
| If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there! |
| Q: Will there be quests on the server? | A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions. |
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| Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server? | A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not. |
| Q: Can I make videos on the server? | A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish. |
| Q: How do I apply to join the server? | A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above. |
| Q: When will the server start? | A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8519 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 89 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 229 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3663 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.
Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!
What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?
