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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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