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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Enchantments Applied: 275
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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