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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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