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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 12
Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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